Such a funny guy~

跟你讲一个特别搞笑的事情。
Gēn nǐ jiǎng yí gè tèbié gǎoxiào de shìqing.
Let me tell you a particularly funny thing.
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好，说吧。
Hǎo, shuō ba.
Ok, say it.
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上次我们在上海，我和Victoria,
Shàng cì wǒmen zài Shànghǎi, wǒ hé Victoria,
Last time we were in Shanghai, Victoria and I,
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然后你知道别人怎么搭讪我们吗？
ránhòu nǐ zhīdào biérén zěnme dāshàn wǒmen ma?
Then do you know how other people [men] were hitting on us?
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怎么搭讪的？
Zěnme dāshàn de?
How did they hit on you?
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特别搞笑。
Tèbié gǎoxiào.
It’s very funny.
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比如说, 你是我，
Bǐrú shuō, nǐ shì wǒ,
For example, you are me,
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然后坐在那里刚好在喝酒，对不对？
ránhòu zuò zài nàlǐ gānghǎo zài hē jiǔ, duì bú duì?
and you are sitting there and you happen to be drinking alcohol, right?
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然后有一个男人就走过去了。
Ránhòu yǒu yí gè nánrén jiù zǒu guòqù le.
Then there is a man who walks by.
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美女，你好。
Měinǚ, nǐ hǎo.
Hello, beauty lady.
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可以加个微信吗？
Kěyǐ jiā gè Wēixìn ma?
Can I add you on Wechat?
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拜拜。
Báibai.
Bye-bye.
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他要加我微信，
Tā yào jiā wǒ Wēixìn,
He wanted to add me on Wechat,
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他也不停住.
tā yě bù tíng zhù.
but he didn’t stop.
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他就看着我，他说，
Tā jiù kàn zhe wǒ, tā shuō,
He just looked at me and said,
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美女, 可以加个微信吗？
Měinǚ, kěyǐ jiā gè Wēixìn ma?
Beautiful lady, can I add you on Wechat?
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拜拜。
Báibai.
Bye-bye.
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是不是好搞笑？
Shì bú shì hǎo gǎoxiào?
It’s very funny, is it not?
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对啊。
Duì a.
Yes.
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所以你可以教一下应该怎么搭讪吗？
Suǒyǐ nǐ kěyǐ jiāo yíxià yīnggāi zěnme dāshàn ma?
So can you teach a little on how to hit on somebody?
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我觉得至少就说，
Wǒ juéde zhìshǎo jiù shuō,
I think at least you can say,
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美女, 你可以加个微信吗？
Měinǚ, nǐ kěyǐ jiā gè Wēixìn ma?
Beautiful lady, can you add me on WeChat?
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把微信二维码打开，对不对？
Bǎ Wēixìn èr wéi mǎ dǎkāi, duì bú duì?
Then open up your WeChat QR code, right?
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然后或者我扫你，
Ránhòu huòzhě wǒ sǎo nǐ,
Then either I scan you,
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或者你扫我，对吧？
huòzhě nǐ sǎo wǒ, duì ba?
or you scan me, right?
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不好意思，我没微信。
Bù hǎoyìsi, wǒ méi Wēixìn.
Sorry, I don’t have Wechat.
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那我有，我写个号码给你。
Nà wǒ yǒu, wǒ xiě gè hàomǎ gěi nǐ.
Then I have WeChat, I can write down my number and give it to you.