老虎屁股摸不得

中国有句话说，老虎屁股摸不得，
Zhōngguó yǒu jù huà shuō, lǎohǔ pìgu mō bùdé.
There is a Chinese saying that a tiger’s butt can’t be touched.

意思是不可以摸老虎的屁股。
yìsi shì bù kěyǐ mō lǎohǔ de pìgu.
It means that you can’t touch a tiger’s butt.

因为老虎会吃了你，非常危险。
Yīnwèi lǎohǔ huì chī le nǐ, fēicháng wēixiǎn.
Because the tiger will eat you, it is extremely dangerous!

但是我不信，今天我偏要摸老虎的屁股。
Dànshì wǒ bú xìn, jīntiān wǒ piān yào mō lǎohǔ de pìgu.
But I don't believe it, today I really want to touch the tiger's butt.

教练。
Jiàoliàn.
Coach.

啊？
Á?
Ah？

你属什么？
Nǐ shǔ shénme?
What’s your zodiac sign?

属虎。
Shǔ hǔ.
I am a tiger

哦！教练，你的臀部练得真好！
Ò! Jiàoliàn, nǐ de túnbù liàn de zhēn hǎo!
Oh! Coach, you've done a really good job on your butt!

太佩服你了！
Tài pèifú nǐ le!
I admire you so much!

谢谢！
Xièxie!
Thank you!

好，那你继续。
Hǎo, nà nǐ jìxù.
Ok, continue.

哈哈哈，现在我就要摸老虎的屁股了！
Hāhaha, xiànzài wǒ jiù yào mō lǎohǔ de pìgu le!
Hahaha, now I'm going to touch the tiger's butt!

你干嘛？
Nǐ gàn ma?
What are you doing?

摸一下。
Mō yíxià.
Had a touch.

干嘛要摸我？变态！我打死你！
Gàn ma yào mō wǒ? Biàntài! Wǒ dǎ sǐ nǐ!
Why did you touch me? Pervert! I'll beat you to death!

啊～ 原来女人比老虎更可怕！
A ~ Yuánlái nǚrén bǐ lǎohǔ gèng kěpà!
Ah ~ it turns out the woman is more terrifying than the tiger!