Such a bestie

你最近课多吗？
Nǐ zuìjìn kè duō ma?
Have you had many classes recently?
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很多，忙死了。
Hěn duō, máng sǐ le.
A lot, I’m busy to death.
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真的吗？
Zhēn de ma?
Really?
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真的呀。
Zhēn de ya.
Really.
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为什么你问这个 ？
Wèishénme nǐ wèn zhège?
Why are you asking this?
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那为什么你要穿这么破的裤子？
Nà wèishénme nǐ yào chuān zhème pò de kùzi?
Then why are you wearing such torn pants?
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你没有钱吗？
Nǐ méiyǒu qián ma?
You don’t have money?
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对啊，没有钱。
Duì a, méiyǒu qián.
Yes, I don’t have money.
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那我借给你好了。
Nà wǒ jiè gěi nǐ hǎo le.
Then I will lend it to you.
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好啊。借了要还吗？
Hǎo a. Jiè le yào huán ma?
Great. Do I have to pay you back after I borrow it?
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你想还就还，
Nǐ xiǎng huán jiù huán,
Pay me back if you want to pay me back,
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不想还就不还。
bù xiǎng huán jiù bù huán .
don’t pay me back if you don’t want to pay me back.
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真的吗？
Zhēn de ma?
Really?
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好，那借吧借吧。
Hǎo, nà jiè ba jiè ba.
Ok, I’ll borrow, I’ll borrow.
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下次去我家里拿。
Xià cì qù wǒ jiā lǐ ná.
Next time, go to my house to grab the money.
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裸体。
Luǒtǐ.
In the nude.
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变态！
Biàntài!
Pervert!